It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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