He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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