so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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