Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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