I forgot how hot balto sounded
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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