Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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