Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Come on in and take your pants off
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