Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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