carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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