he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
