ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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