you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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