The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize