ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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