So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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