In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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