doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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