ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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