Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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