I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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