Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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