I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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