Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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