@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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