Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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