Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
And then he peed in my hair
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