im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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