i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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