hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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