how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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