Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's shark week go big or go home
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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