i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
it's like heaven, but drunker
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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