Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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