my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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