clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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