oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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