Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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