check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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