There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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