I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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