Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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