its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
im on a boat
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