There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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