if i can run in heels then i can drive
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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