I can tuck mytits in my pants
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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