And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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