And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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