im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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