Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
