i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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