hotel room ftw
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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