I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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