I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
