Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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