yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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