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made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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